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Hello yes yes

We have been re-making the tutorial today.  Tutorials are such a ludicrous business; they are akin to trying to teach a group of ants to build a toaster using only morse code.  I desperately wanted this to be finished today but some bugs have held us up; however, I demand its completion tomorrow.

The game is still fun.  Thank the lord.

Ian is about to write some crap about why he thinks it’s a good idea to allow the player to break the tutorial.  You, me and everyone else in the world knows that what he is about to say will resemble a small pool of ludicrously self-justifying, poorly-punctuated liquid garbage intended to provide some kind of excuse for his utterly contemptible lack of finesse.

Enjoy.

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